The Santa Destroy Warriors are a baseball team in the video game No More Heroes. They are a member of Destroy League Baseball, and are based at Destroy Stadium in Santa Destroy. While the Warriors are a professional baseball team, they are apparently inferior to a number of other teams in the league; the Santa Destroy Guide even posits that "The only thing they lead the league in is violence towards fans."

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