Assassination Gigs are one method of earning money in the video game No More Heroes. After ranking tenth in the United Assassins Association, K-Entertainment is open to Travis Touchdown, where he can take contracts to kill important personnel, slay thugs under time pressure or battle using only throwing moves, to name a few conditions. More contracts become available as Touchdown's UAA rank rises. Five Assassination Gigs were added to the game's reissue as No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise: Guard Break, Power-Down Battle, Big Bang Anarchy, Shortcake Freaks and Crowded Train Carnage.
Assassination Gigs[]
Pizza Butt[]
- Explanation: Chain restaurant Pizza Butt plans to open up in Santa Destroy. To crush their plans, kill Pizza Butt's CEO.
- Work Place: Avalanche Hold St.
- Time limit: One minute
- Reward: Reward is LB$30,000.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Coconut Collector mission.
Snake Hall[]
- Explanation: Kill until you die. Mission ends when your life runs out.
- Work Place: Avalanche Hold St.
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$2,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Coconut Collector mission.
Hooligans Parade[]
- Explanation: Kill using wrestling moves only. No other moves are allowed for this mission.
- Work Place: Destroy Stadium
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$3,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Lawn Mowing mission.
Baseball Battle[]
- Explanation: Go on a batting killing spree.
- Work Place: Destroy Stadium
- Time limit: None
- Reward: Reward is LB$4,500 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Lawn Mowing mission.
Guard Break[]
- Explanation: Go on a timed killing spree. Your mission will end when time runs out.
- Work Place: Gold Town
- Time limit: None
- Reward: Reward is LB$2,500 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Lawn Mowing mission, only in Heroes' Paradise.
Pizza Butt Returns[]
- Explanation: Chain restaurant Pizza Butt plans to open up in Santa Destroy. To crush their plans, kill Pizza Butt's CEO.
- Work Place: Avalanche Hold St.
- Time limit: One minute
- Reward: Reward is LB$50,000.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Garbage Collection mission.
Sword Master[]
- Explanation: Kill as many as you can within the time limit. Mission ends when time runs out.
- Work Place: Santa Destroy High School
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$4,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Garbage Collection mission.
Power-Down Battle[]
- Explanation: Go on a timed killing spree. Power drains without doing anything in this tough mission.
- Work Place: Gold Town
- Time limit: None
- Reward: Reward is LB$70,000.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Garbage Collection mission, only in Heroes' Paradise.
Death Match 100[]
- Explanation: Kill 100 enemies. Mission ends when all targets are dead.
- Work Place: Bear Hug Studio
- Time limit: Five minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$90,000.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Gas Stand mission.
Baseball Battle Round 2[]
- Explanation: Go on a batting killing spree.
- Work Place: Destroy Stadium
- Time limit: None
- Reward: Reward is LB$5,500 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Gas Stand mission.
Dark Side Battle[]
- Explanation: Kill all the enemies within the time limit. Dark Side Mode will be activated. Mission ends when time runs out.
- Work Place: Avalanche Hold St.
- Time limit: One minute and thirty seconds
- Reward: Reward is LB$3,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Gas Stand mission.
Tiger Hall[]
- Explanation: Kill as many as you can within the time limit. Mission ends when time runs out.
- Work Place: Body Slam Beach
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$3,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Mine Sweeping mission.
Pizza Butt: The Finale[]
- Explanation: Chain restaurant Pizza Butt plans to open up in Santa Destroy. To crush their plans, kill Pizza Butt's CEO.
- Work Place: Avalanche Hold St.
- Time limit: Three minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$75,000.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Mine Sweeping mission in No More Heroes. In Heroes' Paradise,
Big Bang Finale[]
- Explanation: Go on a timed killing spree. Each 5 enemies you kill will stock your Dark Side Mode.
- Work Place: Santa Destroy High School
- Time limit:
- Reward: Reward is LB$400 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Kitty Race mission, only in Heroes' Paradise.
Pro-Wrestling Contest[]
- Explanation: Kill with wrestling moves only. No other moves are allowed for this mission. Mission ends when all targets are dead.
- Work Place: Body Slam Beach
- Time limit: Two minutes and thirty seconds
- Reward: Reward is LB$5,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Graffiti Cleaning mission.
Underground[]
- Explanation: Kill as many as you can within the time limit. Mission ends when time runs out.
- Work Place: Rounding Body Press Station
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$5,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Graffiti Cleaning mission.
Baseball Battle Round 3[]
- Explanation: Go on a batting killing spree.
- Work Place: Destroy Stadium
- Time limit: None
- Reward: Reward is LB$7,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Graffiti Cleaning mission.
Extreme Fight[]
- Explanation: Struggle against all odds. Kill all targets. All other details will be a nice surprise.
- Work Place: Rounding Body Press Station
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: It's a secret.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Meow Meow mission.
Armed Hoods[]
- Explanation: Kill as fast as you can. Enemies are armed with live ammo. Mission ends when all targets are dead.
- Work Place: Rounding Body Press Station
- Time limit: Three minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$7,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Meow Meow mission.
Shortcake Freaks[]
- Explanation: Go on a timed killing spree. Dark Side Mode will be activated. Your mission ends when time runs out.
- Work Place: Bear Hug Studio
- Time limit:
- Reward: Reward is LB$70,000.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Meow Meow mission, only in Heroes' Paradise.
Speed Jack[]
- Explanation: Kill as many as you can within the time limit. Mission ends when all targets are dead.
- Work Place: Rolling Cradle Highway Bus Stop
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$5,500 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Scorpion Extermination mission.
Gamble Fight[]
- Explanation: Kill all the enemies within the time limit. The type of enemy you will fight is a secret. Mission ends when time runs out.
- Work Place: Gold Town
- Time limit: Three minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$1,500 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Scorpion Extermination mission.
Single Strike[]
- Explanation: Kill without taking a single hit from the enemy. A tough mission that requires all your skills.
- Work Place: Body Slam Beach
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$10,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Bike Jump or People Bowling mission.
Batting Killing Centre[]
- Explanation: Kill all the enemies within the time limit. You'll face cloned humans.
- Work Place: Stadium Basement
- Time limit: Two minutes
- Reward: Reward is LB$3,000 per kill.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Bike Jump or People Bowling mission.
Crowded Train Carnage[]
- Explanation: Kill as many as you can within the time limit. Mission ends when time runs out.
- Work Place: Rounding Body Press Station
- Time limit:
- Reward: Reward is LB$80,000.
- Availability: After completing the Job Center's Bike Jump or People Bowling mission, only in Heroes' Paradise.